CREDIT MATTERS

Lap-dancing - a new model for bankers’ pay

Issue: 1125 - 9 October 2009

Too little, too late. That’s Gary Jenkins’s damning verdict of the authorities’ response to preventing another financial crisis and stopping bankers walking away with the booty from the mess they created in the first place. But talking of booty, our own long-legged credit analyst has spotted one potential solution: paying investment bankers like lap-dancers. ..